Saturday, May 31, 2008

Memorial weekend: White Mountains, bass, and wiener dogs

Can someone please explain to me why everyone in the White Mountains owns a wiener dog? Seriously. WTF?

Anyways, spent the weekend in and around Pinetop, fishing at Big Lake, Scotts reservoir, and Woodland lake. Scotts reservoir can suck my ass. Woodland was great cause it was triple stocked for the holiday…..and……has a great population of bass. Expect us back there in July for some bass action.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Wrinkleneck: You Gatta let em' eat it.

The night fog rolled off Cyclone lake as the first trailer pulled in early Thursday morning. Thursday was the day. It would be the start of the great test: Drinking, fishing, horseshoe and poker masters rolled in and slowly assembled their weapons for the battle ahead. Lines and leaders, rods and reels, bottles and chips fell out of vehicles and trailers, strewn about camp sites while weary eyed travelers pounded tent-steaks and bloody marys in preparation for the 19th Annual Great Southwestern Wrinkleneck Invitational.

No babes, no boobs, no whining was the word. Leave the wife and kids at home….. Just as much for their protection as for the relief of the participants involved. This was no place for the innocent.

I arrived early Thursday afternoon just in time to drink a beer and watch 2 inches of hail fall on the poor bastards already out on the lake. Many wrinkleneckers were already set up, and my father and I were joined under his tent, erected in preparation for the poker tournament lurking sometime after sunset.

The hail storm gave way to annoyingly intermittent rainfall as I prepared my gear and met some of the staff members. Around 2pm I put the boat in the water.

The fishing was outstanding and spending hours shaking off 8-11 inch rainbows was fun at first, but after a while it became slightly annoying. Looking for the big fish became a game of luck and patience, waiting through small hits and hookups in hopes of getting deep enough with your fly to find a worthy fish.

The top water action was just as good but again, everything was small. I swear I caught the same god damn 9 inch trout 20 times throughout the weekend.

After dinner the rain let up and the clouds fucked off around dark leaving the night as cold as my father’s cards. Makers Mark helped, the game continued. I took over and made about a hundred, then lost half in one hand and went to bed. 3 hours later it was time for breakfast.

Dinner was chicken fried steak, with Shiner Bock and Makers on the side followed by poker. I lost the rest of my money. Most of Friday afternoon and evening is a little hazy.

Saturday was the tournament day. Our team was my father, Pat and Myself. Pat and I were in the boat, while my father took his pontoon.

On Friday Pat and I had found a pretty good line for bigger fish, and we pounded that pretty hard. Low and slow. I was using the biggest brown and green buggers I had, while Pat used a big grasshopper popper. When lunch hit we were pretty sure we had the lead with two 14 and a 15 inch rainbow. After lunch we hit it again and my father pulled in a 17 incher, and on the last pass Pat clinched the lead with an 18 incher. That’s all it took to place first. That’s right…. 1st place. 51 ounces. We kick ass.

That evening after dinner the raffle and auction started. Nothing for me. Thanks to all the sponsors for the great stuff.

Poker again that night…. Dave almost lit himself on fire, I was accosted by some random guy, my father won $400 in a straight up texas hold-em game to end the night. That’s all I remember.

Sunday we packed up and went home the champions. It was a successful ‘neck.

I would have to say that I have never drank so much, ate so much, fished so much and slept so little in a 3 day period in my life. I have to get Redneck up here next time….. he was missed.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Butt Kickers



Who would have thought you would find this hat at Circle K? Or that there would be guys that would actually buy them.

We kick ass.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Rose Canyon, prarie dogging, bottle caps, and karoke


So, the lake was windy, as you can obviously see by the photo below. But just take my word for it, it was stupid. As always elk hair caddis was working great as with the stimulators. Caught a couple on a royal wolf as well.

There were people their catching on worms, and spinners too... but who cares.

Even though it was a holiday, (cinco de mayo) there were not as many people there as I would have thought.

We ran into a man all the way from Hot Springs, Arkansas, who was apparently road tripping to San Francisco. I would like to remind people from that part of the country that there are certain words that require you to close your lips to pronounce correctly. A couple days later this same guy showed up at the Pawn shop that Aaron works at trying to pawn a car stereo, which was obviously not legally obtained since he was road tripping across the country and we highly doubt that he just happen to bring a car stereo along just in case he had to pawn something for money….. and he showed up on the bus. What happened to his ride? It’s probably missing its stereo.

Anyways, the trip overall was pretty good, except for the time that Aaron almost crapped himself walking from the lake to the bathroom..... damn whiskey shits.

Speaking of shits..... there is a bar restaurant called Mulligan’s here in Tucson, and they have these things called 'bottlecaps' that are basically deep-fried jalapeno slices. They are so damn tasty but bring down hellish wrath on the old pooper.

Aaron and I went to Mulligan’s after Rose Canyon on Monday, and I did not remember that it was Cinco De Mayo..... strange scene. Picture this: Irish type bar with a golf theme, a shitty Mexican DJ, and a white woman karaokeing Felize Navidad. Yea......